Secretary of Transportation Mable Normand: While Mabel was doing an excellent job, she had the bad luck of being the last person to see murdered director William Desmond Taylor alive. While Mabel was not considered a credible suspect, reports that her affinity for "speed" was not confined to motorcycles only served to create more scandal.
Secretary of the Treasury, Clara Bow, took some time off and lost the monthly social security budget.
Secretary of Justice Mack Sennett was spending more time with his Bathing Beauties instead of his Kops. Carloads were seen coming and going on a regular basis from his residence.
But Buster found that the Cabinet has been diverting funds to another cabinet!
And so it was that Buster packed his bags and moved out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Was it all a dream? It seemed so real. But, there was no evidence of a cow in residence and it was Natalie as his bride in the picture frame by the bedside.
Buster vowed to lay off the hootch.
As he was getting ready to leave for a day of movie-making, Natalie reminded Buster that today was Election Day and asked if he going to vote.
Buster thought long and hard.
"No, Dear," said Buster. "I think I'll pass this year."