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| No, I don't think he committed suicide..... |
I can’t help it. I want to
know more about Norma Desmond’s monkey.
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| Monkey, we hardly knew you..... |
Oh sure, we know he’s
dead, and that he serves as the plot device to get Joe Gillis into Norma’s
cage, but, really, who was he? Was he, as Joe guesses, a distant relative of
Cheetah? What was his name? Was he a movie star? Was he rescued from a circus?
How did he and Norma meet? Was he
even a “he”? After all, she did want to line the coffin in pink.
Yeah, yeah, he’s the
crystal ball into which Joe can see his future – becoming Norma’s new monkey (remember
that dream he has about the organ grinder and the monkey?). But, I’d really
like to know more about him. Did he like bananas for breakfast? Was he a clever
and urbane conversationalist? Was he able to mix Norma’s favorite cocktail? Did
he and Max get along? Did he have a smoking jacket?
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| Could Monkey hold his liquor? |
Like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern,
the monkey moves the plot along. But unlike those serviceable characters that
are expendable, the monkey is missed.
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| Did Monkey help Norma with Salome? |
Imagine if he had lived! He could have
advised Joe NOT to get the vicuna. And, he might have helped Joe keep his
clandestine meetings with a little more discrete. Even better, he might have
helped Joe escape (after helping him punch up Norma’s Salome).
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| The New Year's Eve before the end,,,,,,, |
I imagine that chimp being
quite extraordinary in all ways. Norma was a great star who had great demands
(3 husbands!) And yet, she mourned that monkey. His death left a hole in the happy little threesome that we never got to see.
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Monkey had refined table manners,
which I'm sure Norma and Max appreciated |
Billy Wilder reportedly kept
telling Gloria Swanson that Norma was doing the monkey, but I’m not buying it.
I picture the monkey as more of an Oscar Wilde type – witty, charming and
possibly gay. Written in the margins of Sunset Boulevard’s main story is the
story of an unnamed monkey who died in luxury but whose life remains a mystery.
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| Norma in her monkey fur coat. Could this have been a relative? |
