There'd be no need for others. I'd be the mate for life.
It would be so lovely, attraction at first glance;
And happy every after, a glorious romance.
He'd never be unhappy, I'd make sure of that.
Every night my open arms would be his Welcome Mat.
I'd cater to his every whim and even press his tux;
And I'd be sure that he received some daily love deluxe.
Cary in a Tux: Pressed to Perfection |
And he will rub the perfect spots (I can be ticklish).
That FlickChick tickles my fancy! |
We'd be a golden couple, so ardent and so amorous.
Each night he'd sleep the sleep of angels because he's so adored,
And I will read "The Joy of Sex," he never will be bored.Our Annual Invitation |
Our Manual |
I'd interview most carefully the nanny that we hire.
We'd stay young together, no more May-December;
We'd stay young together, no more May-December;
Because we'd be so happy that it was me he chose to marry!
Sigh..... |
I wonder how long this restraining order lasts? |
27 comments:
That was wonderful!
This post made me smile so much! I loved all of it--the photos, the funny captions, and the utterly adorable poem! Full disclosure, though: I'm gonna have to fight you for him. Cary is my dream man!!
This is absoLUTEly hilARious! Thanks for making me laugh so hard, FlickChick--you are the bee's knees!
Love,
Shelley
Hey Monkey - if only it was true!!
Watch out, Brandie - I've got crazy on my side!
Aw - thanks so much, Shelley!
That was amazing Flicky...just amazing and I love your poetry.
Flicky & Cary sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.....
Life would be a Holiday with Cary ... no penny serenades, no notorious affairs. Remember to walk, don't run, to the altar! Thanks for a fun post.
Thank you, Classicfilmboy, but, after all, I am His Favorite Wife ;)
Hahah this was too funny and cute. I liked your clever rhyming. Though I think my favorite were the large red X's through the other wives haha
Thanks, Jessica - but I'm laying low in case the stalker patrol shows up.
Oh, FlickChick--you romantic devil! You will/would have succeeded where so many failed, including Katharine Hepburn. Another terrific post!
LOL! I think you must have used up your red lipstick after all of those red "X's" (of those who you want to be Cary's exes). ;o)
Thank you, Inge - in my dreams - I win!
Val - this post is a warning - hands off lady!!! (and yes, must get over to CVS for more lipstick!)
I love poetry -- what a great poem to read first thing in the morning. I'm still laughing! It was all hilarious, but my favorite couplet is:
He'd never be unhappy, I'd make sure of that.
Every night my open arms would be his Welcome Mat.
Well, that and the one about ironing his tux! You are so open and unabashed about your love for him, FlickChick, but be careful! People Will Talk! (That is my absolute favorite movie of his, followed by Arsenic and Old Lace.)
Seeing all those women with their faces crossed off made me laugh even more. I won't fight you for Cary, although he is fantastic. Just replace with Errol Flynn and it would apply to me!
You are a card!
Becky - can we make a deal? Errol for you and Cary for me?
Thanks for the smile Mrs. Grant.
Thank you, Dawn - at last someone recognizes our union!
Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Best Post Of The Month Award winner goes to you. And honey, none of us blame you ONE BIT!
Oh thank you, Martin! And what a wonderful site you have - I will be lost in it for hours, I fear!
HAW! Love the graphics. Restraining order, indeed! FATAL ATTRACTION, anyone?
When it comes to Cary, I can be quite irrational (just warnin' you).
Cary Grant was so suave. He can top any Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise any day.
Bar none, he is the top, the Eiffel Tower, the Mona Lisa and all that jazz!
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